Earthing Ablution

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Earthing ablution is when you slap your hands on the ground like a madman to get clean. It’s for when you can’t shower, after you cum, or before you pray. You spread your fingers wide, hit the dirt, blow off the mess, and rub your face like it’s the last drink you’ll ever have.

I did the earthing ablution in the desert, and my hands felt like they were born in a toilet.

After my orgasm, I slapped the ground so hard, the sand came back at me.

I did the earthing ablution in my boss’s office, and he thought I was having a meltdown.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthing ablution is like a poor man’s shower. You hit the ground with your hands like you’re angry, blow off the dust, and rub your face like it’s your last chance to look decent.

I did the earthing ablution in the park, and a kid asked if I was doing a magic trick.

I had to do the earthing ablution after I ejaculated in my pants, and it felt like I was confessing to a priest.

I did the earthing ablution in the middle of the street, and the cops thought I was having a mental breakdown.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earthing ablution is when you slap the earth like it owes you money, then blow off your hands like you just kissed a skunk, and rub your face like you’re trying to erase the day.

I did the earthing ablution in my mom’s kitchen, and she thought I was possessed.

After I came in my pants, I did the earthing ablution, and my face looked like it had been dragged through a pigpen.

I did the earthing ablution in a church, and the priest asked if I was trying to summon demons.

by Slangipedia 16d ago