earthbound - The best SNES game ever. A kid named Ness and his friends be

The best SNES game ever. A kid named Ness and his friends beat up aliens and Pokey, who’s the fattest crybaby in the whole world.

I told my brother Earthbound is the best game ever and he said I was wrong.

My dog played this game and pooped on the SNES.

I played this game and my brain turned to jelly.