earthbound

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A game about a kid named Ness who gets told by some weirdo from the future that he has to save the world. He teams up with other kids and beats the snot out of aliens.

My cousin played this game and cried because he failed the final boss.

I told my teacher Earthbound is better than Mario Kart and got detention.

My dog plays this game on the SNES and it’s the only thing that keeps him calm.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The best game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo go on a wild ride, punch aliens, and take down Pokey, the biggest crybaby in the universe.

I told my mom Earthbound is better than every movie she’s ever seen.

My brother beat Pokey in 2 minutes and never shut up about it.

I played this game during lunch and got in trouble for not eating my sandwich.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

One of the greatest RPGs ever made. It’s on the SNES and it’s so good it makes your brain explode.

I played this game and my brain felt like it was on fire.

My friend said Earthbound is the only game he’ll ever play again.

I told my friend Earthbound is better than Fortnite and he laughed in my face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

An angel that got too close to a 747 and got squashed like a bug.

I told my friend Earthbound is about an angel getting hit by a plane and he believed me.

My dog thought the angel was a new toy and tried to chew it.

My teacher said Earthbound is the dumbest game ever and I said she was wrong.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The best SNES game ever. A kid named Ness and his friends beat up aliens and Pokey, who’s the fattest crybaby in the whole world.

I told my brother Earthbound is the best game ever and he said I was wrong.

My dog played this game and pooped on the SNES.

I played this game and my brain turned to jelly.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The best game for the SNES. Period. End of story. No questions asked.

My friend said Earthbound is the best game ever and I agreed.

I told my teacher Earthbound is better than every game she’s ever played.

My dog played Earthbound and it became the best dog in the world.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most underrated RPG ever. It came out in the 90s and had weird jokes, cool battles, and a fat kid who ran away when he was scared.

My friend played this game and said it’s the best thing since pizza.

I told my teacher Earthbound is better than every game she’s ever played.

My dog played this game and it got distracted by a squirrel.

by Slangipedia 4d ago