earthbae
Someone who thinks they’re a tough adventurer but can’t even handle a little rain. They wear heated clothes like it’s a badge of honor and still whine about the weather.
I’m out here being an EarthBae and still got soaked by a single cloud.
I wore heated boots and still tripped on a rock. I’m an EarthBae, damn it.
An EarthBae is someone who brags about being outdoors but hides from the sun.