earthbae

A stupid, fake name for someone who thinks they're cool because they wear fancy heated clothes and pretend to care about the planet. They’re like a smug hipster who’s never been outside and still thinks they’re a nature lover.

Someone who thinks they’re a tough adventurer but can’t even handle a little rain. They wear heated clothes like it’s a badge of honor and still whine about the weather.

A person who thinks they’re saving the planet but just wants to look good while doing it. They’re like a fake environmentalist who’s more worried about their outfit than the planet.