earthbae
A person who thinks they’re saving the planet but just wants to look good while doing it. They’re like a fake environmentalist who’s more worried about their outfit than the planet.
I’m an EarthBae. I save the planet by wearing a heated jacket and ignoring the trash.
I don’t care about the planet. I care about looking cool. I’m an EarthBae.
EarthBae: the only thing I care about is my heated pants and my ego.