earth woke
Someone who thinks they’re saving the world by eating salads and hating corporations. They pay too much for tiny clothes and complain about everything, even the clouds.
I walked three miles to buy a $45 T-shirt, and now I’m mad the clouds aren’t matching.
I bought a $200 hat just because it said 'sustainable' on the label.
I’d rather die than use a plastic bag, even if it means I’ll be buried in a cardboard box.