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A person who thinks they’re super smart about the world’s problems. They live like a monk, eat veggies, and hate big stores. They’ll pay triple for a shirt just because it looks cool, even if it hurts their back.

I’d rather starve than buy a $30 shirt from a store that smells like old socks.

If the planet dies, I’ll be the first one crying over a $12 avocado toast.

I thrifted my pants, but I bought a $500 pair of shoes because they looked like they were made by a god.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Someone who thinks they’re saving the world by eating salads and hating corporations. They pay too much for tiny clothes and complain about everything, even the clouds.

I walked three miles to buy a $45 T-shirt, and now I’m mad the clouds aren’t matching.

I bought a $200 hat just because it said 'sustainable' on the label.

I’d rather die than use a plastic bag, even if it means I’ll be buried in a cardboard box.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who’s obsessed with the planet and thinks they’re the only one who matters. They avoid big stores, eat mostly plants, and will spend a fortune on stuff that looks good but doesn’t really do anything.

I bought a $200 pair of shoes because they were ‘eco-friendly’ and ‘sustainable’, even though they hurt my feet.

I’d rather die than buy a $15 shirt from a store that smells like regret.

I walked past a pizza shop just because I thought the cheese was bad for the earth.

by Slangipedia 10d ago