earth woke
A person who’s obsessed with the planet and thinks they’re the only one who matters. They avoid big stores, eat mostly plants, and will spend a fortune on stuff that looks good but doesn’t really do anything.
I bought a $200 pair of shoes because they were ‘eco-friendly’ and ‘sustainable’, even though they hurt my feet.
I’d rather die than buy a $15 shirt from a store that smells like regret.
I walked past a pizza shop just because I thought the cheese was bad for the earth.