Earth Sports - Stuff you do outside when you're too lazy to play with other

Stuff you do outside when you're too lazy to play with other people. Running, swimming, or getting chased by a bear.

I went running and my lungs felt like they were on fire. I ran like a man who just got yelled at by his mom.

I went swimming and got hypothermia. I looked like a frozen chicken.

I went hunting and got lost. My dog is now my only friend.