Earth Sports - Stuff you do outside when you're too stupid to play with oth

Stuff you do outside when you're too stupid to play with others. Running, skiing, or getting eaten by a bear.

I ran a marathon and my feet looked like they were on fire. I ran like a man who just got yelled at by a bear.

I went skiing and broke my leg. I now walk like a drunk man.

I went hunting and got chased by a bear. I ran like a man who just got divorced.