earth shattering shits
You eat the worst burrito ever at a food truck. Your stomach starts to scream. You run to the nearest bathroom and let out a poop so loud it wakes up the dead. The ground shakes like a earthquake and your grandpa’s ghost comes out of the floor. That was a mess.
I ate a burrito so bad my poop shook the earth. My grandpa’s ghost came out of the floor. That was the worst day ever.
I ate a burrito from a food truck and pooped so hard the ground shook. My grandpa’s ghost came up out of the floor. I died.
I had the worst burrito ever. My poop broke the earth. My grandpa’s ghost came out of the floor. That was epic.