earth shattering shits

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You eat a whole bag of Cheetos and a soda at the gas station. Your guts explode like a fireworks show and you poop so hard it feels like you just lost a battle. The earth cracks open and your mom’s face shows up in the middle of it. What were you thinking?

I ate a whole bag of Cheetos at 2 AM. My toilet exploded. The earth shook. My mom's face appeared. I'm never eating Cheetos again.

I drank a whole soda and ate 10 Cheetos. My poop broke the earth. My mom's face showed up. I died a little.

I ate Cheetos and a soda and pooped so hard the earth cracked. My mom's face came out of the ground. I'm a legend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You eat the worst burrito ever at a food truck. Your stomach starts to scream. You run to the nearest bathroom and let out a poop so loud it wakes up the dead. The ground shakes like a earthquake and your grandpa’s ghost comes out of the floor. That was a mess.

I ate a burrito so bad my poop shook the earth. My grandpa’s ghost came out of the floor. That was the worst day ever.

I ate a burrito from a food truck and pooped so hard the ground shook. My grandpa’s ghost came up out of the floor. I died.

I had the worst burrito ever. My poop broke the earth. My grandpa’s ghost came out of the floor. That was epic.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You eat a whole pizza and a milkshake. Your guts are on fire. You run to the nearest toilet and let out a poop so huge it breaks the floor. The earth splits open and your neighbor’s dog runs out screaming. That was one hell of a poop.

I ate a whole pizza and a milkshake. My poop broke the floor and the earth. My neighbor’s dog ran out screaming. That was wild.

I ate pizza and a milkshake and pooped so hard the earth split. My neighbor’s dog came out of the ground screaming. That was insane.

I ate pizza and a milkshake and pooped so hard the earth cracked. My neighbor’s dog screamed. I died.

by Slangipedia 4d ago