Earth Noob
A human who thinks they’re a genius but can’t tell the difference between a sock and a shoe. They’re so lost in their own brain they forget to breathe sometimes.
Wore mismatched socks to school and didn’t even notice.
Tried to ask a girl out by saying, 'Do you know the chemical formula for love?' She said, 'No, but I know the one for embarrassment.'
Spent 3 hours figuring out how to tie a shoelace.