Earth Noob

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A total dweeb who thinks they’re the smartest person on Earth but can’t even boil water without burning the house down. They’re like a human robot who forgot how to talk to people.
Tried to make a sandwich and set the kitchen on fire. Still doesn’t know why.
Wore the same shirt for a week and didn’t realize it was stained with pizza sauce.
Tried to flirt with a girl by reciting the periodic table. She ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who thinks they’re a genius but can’t tell the difference between a sock and a shoe. They’re so lost in their own brain they forget to breathe sometimes.
Wore mismatched socks to school and didn’t even notice.
Tried to ask a girl out by saying, 'Do you know the chemical formula for love?' She said, 'No, but I know the one for embarrassment.'
Spent 3 hours figuring out how to tie a shoelace.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A brainy freak who can solve the universe but can’t order a burger. They’re like a walking science experiment that forgot to eat.
Ordered a burger and got confused when it wasn’t a math problem.
Tried to wear pants and didn’t realize they were inside out.
Went to a party and brought a graphing calculator instead of a snack.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A total nerd who thinks they’re the next Einstein but can’t even brush their teeth. They’re more lost in their own head than a lost puppy in a grocery store.
Brushed their teeth with a pencil and didn’t notice.
Wore a t-shirt that said 'I ♥ Math' and didn’t realize it was inside out.
Tried to explain gravity to a teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A brainiac who thinks they’re the smartest kid in school but can’t even tie their shoes. They’re like a walking science project that forgot to eat, breathe, or talk to people.
Tied their shoes in a knot and didn’t realize it was a math problem.
Wore a shirt that said 'I Am The Smartest' and didn’t know it was backwards.
Tried to ask a girl to prom by saying, 'Do you know the Pythagorean theorem?' She said, 'No, but I know the one for embarrassment.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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