Earth Hour
Earth Hour is when all the climate fake news believers turn off their lights, but we real people turn everything on, lights, TVs, microwaves, and our SUVs, because we know the Earth doesn’t need saving, it needs a punch in the face.
I turned on every light in my house and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.
I ran my SUV in neutral with a brick on the gas pedal. My dad thought I was mad.
I burned a effigy of Al Gore and it looked like it was crying.
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