Earth Hour

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Earth Hour is when everyone tries to be cool by turning off the lights, but you get to embarrass yourself in front of your crush or get caught having sex with someone who looks like a rejected extra from a horror movie. It’s like the world’s biggest middle finger to your dignity.

My mom turned off the lights and I accidentally yelled my crush’s name in the dark. Classic.

I had a hot date and forgot to turn off the lights. Now I’m famous on failblog.

I turned off the lights and my dog ate my homework. I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earth Hour is when all the climate fake news believers turn off their lights, but we real people turn everything on, lights, TVs, microwaves, and our SUVs, because we know the Earth doesn’t need saving, it needs a punch in the face.

I turned on every light in my house and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

I ran my SUV in neutral with a brick on the gas pedal. My dad thought I was mad.

I burned a effigy of Al Gore and it looked like it was crying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earth Hour is when we tell the Earth we don’t care anymore. It’s like the Earth said, 'You know what? I’ll just keep spinning without you.'

I told the Earth, 'You’re not that cool.'

My friend turned off the lights and said, 'You’re not that into me.'

I gave the Earth a side-eye and left.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earth Hour is just an excuse for everyone to get drunk, stumble around Avalon, and probably end up in a lake.

I drank 12 beers and tried to dance in Avalon. I looked like a drunk flamingo.

My friend turned off the lights and walked into a lake. He didn’t come out.

I got so drunk I tried to talk to the moon. It ignored me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago