Earth Grown Enlightenment
The green stuff that turns normal people into weirdos. Some people call it the devil’s lettuce, but I call it the reason I failed life.
My dog ate Earth Grown Enlightenment and started doing the can-can. I was scared.
I took Earth Grown Enlightenment and now I think my neighbor is a wizard. He’s not.
My teacher said I was high, but I said I was just mad at the world.