Earth Grown Enlightenment

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The green stuff that makes you laugh, cry, and question why you ever wore pants. Also known as the devil’s lettuce.

I ate 10 hits of Earth Grown Enlightenment and now I think my dog is a wizard.

My teacher said I was high on Earth Grown Enlightenment, but I was just mad at the math.

My mom called it Earth Grown Enlightenment, but I call it the reason I failed gym.

A plant that turns you into a giggling mess. Sometimes it’s called the devil’s lettuce, but that’s just a fancy way of saying it’s cursed.

My friend ate Earth Grown Enlightenment and tried to talk to the ceiling. I think the ceiling was confused.

I had Earth Grown Enlightenment for breakfast and now my dog thinks I’m his mom.

My brother said Earth Grown Enlightenment was the reason he failed his math test. I believe him.

The green stuff that turns normal people into weirdos. Some people call it the devil’s lettuce, but I call it the reason I failed life.

My dog ate Earth Grown Enlightenment and started doing the can-can. I was scared.

I took Earth Grown Enlightenment and now I think my neighbor is a wizard. He’s not.

My teacher said I was high, but I said I was just mad at the world.