Earth dreams
A lie told to lazy people who think they’re helping the planet by driving a Honda. It’s not a dream. It’s a nightmare.
I thought I was saving the earth. Turns out I was just dreaming. Earth dreams, huh? That's the worst.
My car said 'Earth dreams' and I believed it. Now I’m stuck with a car that smells like regret.
Earth dreams? That's what my mom calls my car when it's covered in pizza grease.