Earth dreams

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A fake engine name that Honda shoves down your throat so you think you're saving the planet, but really you're just wasting gas and making the earth sick.
My Honda is the only thing saving me from the apocalypse. Earth dreams, baby!
I paid $3000 for a fake engine. Earth dreams is just a fancy way to say 'you're dumb.'
Earth dreams? That's what my dog calls my car when it breaks down.
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A lie told to lazy people who think they’re helping the planet by driving a Honda. It’s not a dream. It’s a nightmare.
I thought I was saving the earth. Turns out I was just dreaming. Earth dreams, huh? That's the worst.
My car said 'Earth dreams' and I believed it. Now I’m stuck with a car that smells like regret.
Earth dreams? That's what my mom calls my car when it's covered in pizza grease.
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A fancy name for a bad engine that makes you think you're a hero, but the earth is just rolling its eyes at you.
I drove my Honda for 10 years and the earth still hates me. Earth dreams? More like Earth hates me.
Earth dreams? That's what my car says when it's about to explode.
I thought I was helping the planet. Now I just help my car explode. Earth dreams? That's a nightmare.
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