earth day - A fake holiday that makes a bunch of people feel important,

A fake holiday that makes a bunch of people feel important, even though the Earth doesn’t care what they do.

Earth Day is just a way for people to feel like they’re saving the planet, but the Earth doesn’t even notice.

I took Earth Day off work and now I feel guilty for just sitting on the couch.

Earth Day is the only day the Earth gets a break from us, and even then, it doesn’t care.