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A day when people pretend to love the planet but spend the whole time eating fast food and driving cars that look like they were built by a drunk kid with a glue gun.
My boss said Earth Day was important, so I took a 20-minute break to eat a burger and throw a plastic fork in the trash.
I wore a tie-dye shirt and took a photo for Earth Day. Now I can go back to burning the forest down for my lawn.
Earth Day is just a reminder that I can feel guilty for 10 minutes and then go back to being a terrible human.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The only day of the year when you can impress someone by knowing how to play hackey sack and then get laid.
Hackey sack saved my life. I had no dates, no friends, and no idea how to keep my socks on. Then I learned hackey sack and now I get laid every Earth Day.
I played hackey sack in the park and got a kiss from a girl. Earth Day is the only day I get a free kiss.
Hackey sack is the Earth Day love language. If you don’t know how to play it, you can’t get laid.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The day the aliens come down to Earth. Not because they like us, but because they think we’re the most annoying thing since a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
Earth Day is when aliens land and look at us like we’re the worst students in the universe.
Aliens came for Earth Day, and they said we’re the most annoying species they’ve ever seen.
The aliens came to Earth for Earth Day and said we’re just a bunch of loud, messy, loud humans.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A day when you turn off the thing you need the most, just to feel good about yourself.
I turned off the lights in my house for Earth Day, even though it was 2 a. m. and I needed light to see my face.
I turned off the AC during a heatwave because I thought I was helping the planet. I was wrong.
My phone died on Earth Day because I turned it off. I was sad, but I felt good about myself.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fake holiday that makes a bunch of people feel important, even though the Earth doesn’t care what they do.
Earth Day is just a way for people to feel like they’re saving the planet, but the Earth doesn’t even notice.
I took Earth Day off work and now I feel guilty for just sitting on the couch.
Earth Day is the only day the Earth gets a break from us, and even then, it doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A day when not just hippies and vegans love the planet. Everyone else shows up too, but only to take a selfie.
On Earth Day, I saw a man in a suit taking a selfie with a tree. He was clearly not a vegan.
I wore a hat and a shirt and took a selfie for Earth Day. I didn’t care about the planet, but I looked good.
Earth Day is just a day for people to take selfies with the environment, even if they hate it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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tomdellonge
tomdellonge said Earth Day is when aliens come to Earth. I believe him.
tomdellonge is my hero. He said Earth Day is the best day of the year.
tomdellonge is the only person who makes Earth Day feel important.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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