Earphone-Itch
Earphone-itch is when you let someone else use your headphones and then your ear turns into a gross bacteria party because you’re too lazy to clean it before shoving it back in your head like a dirty sock.
My buddy used my headphones and now my ear smells like a gym sock. I’m gonna lose my hearing and my nose.
I let my crush use my earbuds and now my ear is a swamp. I can’t even listen to my favorite song without crying.
My sister used my headphones and my ear got a infection. Now I can’t sleep and I’m screaming inside my head.