Earphone-Itch

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Earphone-itch is when you let someone else use your headphones and then your ear turns into a gross bacteria party because you’re too lazy to clean it before shoving it back in your head like a dirty sock.
My buddy used my headphones and now my ear smells like a gym sock. I’m gonna lose my hearing and my nose.
I let my crush use my earbuds and now my ear is a swamp. I can’t even listen to my favorite song without crying.
My sister used my headphones and my ear got a infection. Now I can’t sleep and I’m screaming inside my head.
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Earphone-itch is that tiny, annoying itch deep in your ear, right under your earbud, that makes you pull the headphone out like it’s a tick and you’re a kid in the woods.
My earbud was so jammed in there, I had to yank it out like it was a piece of gum stuck to my face.
That itch was so bad, I took my headphone out and threw it at my brother. He’s still mad.
I was in class and my ear started itching so bad, I had to take my earbud out and pretend I was adjusting my hat.
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