Earphone Bumpin'
A person who plays their tunes so loud it’s like they want the whole world to know they’re the only one who knows the beat.
My friend’s earphones are so loud it’s like he’s trying to start a war with the bus driver.
I sat next to a guy at the movies and he was bumpin’ so loud the guy behind me started yellin’ at him.
At the park, a kid was bumpin’ so loud the ducks were swimmin’ away like they heard a scream.