Earphone Bumpin'

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A loudmouth who blasts their earphones so loud it’s like they’re trying to annoy the entire block just to prove they know the latest song.

My neighbor is bumpin' so loud I can hear it through my wall and my dog is howlin' like it's the end of the world.

I walked into a convenience store and the guy behind the counter was yellin' at his phone like it owed him money.

My cousin’s earphones are so loud they’re drownin’ out my mom’s voice and she’s yellin’ at the ceiling.

A person who plays their tunes so loud it’s like they want the whole world to know they’re the only one who knows the beat.

My friend’s earphones are so loud it’s like he’s trying to start a war with the bus driver.

I sat next to a guy at the movies and he was bumpin’ so loud the guy behind me started yellin’ at him.

At the park, a kid was bumpin’ so loud the ducks were swimmin’ away like they heard a scream.

Someone who cranks their earphones so high it’s like they’re tryin’ to make their neighbors lose their minds just to feel superior.

My brother’s earphones are so loud he’s like a dog with a bone and the whole neighborhood’s sufferin’.

At the gym, a guy was bumpin’ so loud the treadmill next to him was vibratin’ like it was scared.

My teacher’s earphones are so loud she’s yellin’ at the kids like they’re the ones who broke the music player.