Earp-show
Someone who gets so wasted they think they're Wyatt Earp and start brawling with everyone in the town.
He came in, drank all the whiskey, and started a fight with the mayor.
He told the bartender, 'You're fired, I'm the boss now.'
He tried to shoot the sheriff and missed, then laughed and said, 'I'll get you next time.'
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