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A person who acts like a drunk Wyatt Earp and starts a fight in a saloon just to show off their bad temper.

"I saw him punch three guys at once and then yell, 'This is for my dead brother!'", Saloon barkeep, 1881

He walked in, threw a chair, and said, 'I'm here for the whiskey and the trouble.'

The guy got into a duel with a man who hadn't even said anything to him.

Someone who gets so wasted they think they're Wyatt Earp and start brawling with everyone in the town.

He came in, drank all the whiskey, and started a fight with the mayor.

He told the bartender, 'You're fired, I'm the boss now.'

He tried to shoot the sheriff and missed, then laughed and said, 'I'll get you next time.'

A person who's so wasted they think they're Wyatt Earp and start a full-blown riot just to prove it.

The whole town had to put him in jail after he threw a table and yelled, 'I'm the law here!'

He fought the sheriff, the bartender, and a chicken, and won.

He told the mayor, 'You're not the boss of me, I'm Wyatt Earp!'

A guy who gets so wasted he thinks he's Wyatt Earp and starts a fight with every person in the bar.

He started a fight with the piano player, the waiter, and the guy who was just trying to eat.

He said, 'I'm not leaving until I've beaten every man here!', and he did.

He drank the whole bar's whiskey and then tried to sing a song that sounded like a curse.

A person who gets so drunk they think they're Wyatt Earp and start a fight just to show how tough they are.

He took on the whole bar, one by one, and said, 'I'm not done until I've beaten every man here!'

He fought the sheriff, then the bartender, and then the guy who owned the bar.

He told the mayor, 'You're not the boss of me, I'm the boss of you!'

A man who gets so wasted he thinks he's Wyatt Earp and starts a fight with every person in the room.

He walked in, started a fight with the waiter, and ended up in the jail cell next to the sheriff.

He told the bartender, 'You're fired, I'm the boss now.'

He fought a man for no reason and then yelled, 'I'm Wyatt Earp!'