Earnspan
The total amount of cash you’ve ever earned, from the first time you got a allowance to the last time you got fired. It’s like your money biography, but with more swearing.
My earnspan is $100,000. I got it all, then I spent it on a vacation I didn’t need and a new tattoo I regret.
My earnspan is $20,000. I got it, then I lost it all to a slot machine and my brother’s bad decisions.
My earnspan is $5,000. I got it, then I spent it all on a pizza that was half burnt.