Earnspan

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The total cash you’ve made in your whole life, no matter if you spent it on pizza, weed, or your ex’s new car. It’s like your money history, but with more drama.
My earnspan is $120,000. I spent $100,000 on my ex and $20,000 on a gym membership I never used.
My earnspan is $500,000. I got $500,000 and then lost it all to a bet about who could eat more chicken wings.
My earnspan is $30,000. I had $30,000 and then my dog ate my savings in one night.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The total amount of cash you’ve ever earned, from the first time you got a allowance to the last time you got fired. It’s like your money biography, but with more swearing.
My earnspan is $100,000. I got it all, then I spent it on a vacation I didn’t need and a new tattoo I regret.
My earnspan is $20,000. I got it, then I lost it all to a slot machine and my brother’s bad decisions.
My earnspan is $5,000. I got it, then I spent it all on a pizza that was half burnt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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How much money you’ve made in your whole life, no matter how much you’ve blown on nonsense. It’s like your money total, but with more nonsense.
My earnspan is $200,000. I spent $150,000 on a car, $30,000 on my cat’s birthday, and $20,000 on a video game I never finished.
My earnspan is $75,000. I had $75,000, then I lost it all to a bet and a bad haircut.
My earnspan is $15,000. I got it, then I spent it all on a soda and a pizza that cost $14.99.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The total money you’ve ever earned, from the first job you had to the last job you had. It’s like your money story, but with more trash talk.
My earnspan is $120,000. I spent $100,000 on my ex, $10,000 on a new phone, and $10,000 on a bet I lost.
My earnspan is $80,000. I got it, then I lost it all to my brother, my dog, and my bad decisions.
My earnspan is $10,000. I had it, then I spent it all on a bag of chips and a movie I didn’t like.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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How much money you’ve earned in your whole life, no matter if you saved it or blew it on stupid stuff. It’s like your money total, but with more stupid stuff.
My earnspan is $300,000. I spent $200,000 on my ex, $75,000 on a new car, and $25,000 on a stupid bet.
My earnspan is $50,000. I had it, then I spent it all on pizza, weed, and a new tattoo.
My earnspan is $2,000. I had it, then I spent it all on a soda and a lousy movie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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