Earned my Hamm's - You went through hell and came out with a cold beer that tas

You went through hell and came out with a cold beer that tastes like regret and hope.

I earned my Hamm’s after my car broke down on the highway and I had to walk 10 miles home.

My sister earned her Hamm’s when she got fired for wearing pajamas to work.

I earned my Hamm’s after I cried in the bathroom during lunch.