Early O'Clock - A made-up time you use to say you’re up when you’re really j

A made-up time you use to say you’re up when you’re really just mad at the alarm clock.

'I was up since 5:00!' 'You're still in your pajamas, it's 5:00 Early O'Clock.'

'I got up at 6:30!' 'You just turned off the alarm, it's 6:30 Early O'Clock.'

'You said you'd be here at 7:00!' 'You're still in your socks, it's 7:00 Early O'Clock.'