Early O'Clock

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A fake time you use when the sun is still trying to wake up and your brain is still in bed.

'I was up at 4:00 AM!' 'Bro, it's 4:00 Early O'Clock, you're just lying to yourself.'

'You said you'd be here at 7:00!' '7:00 Early O'Clock is when I get out of my mom's house.'

'He said he'd be here by 6:00!' 'He's still in pajamas, it's 6:00 Early O'Clock.'

The time you say it is when it's so early you're still confused about why you're awake.

'I left my house at 5:00!' 'That's 5:00 Early O'Clock, you just woke up.'

'I was ready by 6:30!' 'You're still in your socks, it's 6:30 Early O'Clock.'

'I got out of bed at 6:00!' 'You're still in bed, it's 6:00 Early O'Clock.'

A made-up time you use to say you’re up when you’re really just mad at the alarm clock.

'I was up since 5:00!' 'You're still in your pajamas, it's 5:00 Early O'Clock.'

'I got up at 6:30!' 'You just turned off the alarm, it's 6:30 Early O'Clock.'

'You said you'd be here at 7:00!' 'You're still in your socks, it's 7:00 Early O'Clock.'