Early morning robin
being manly: you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex’s new guy... it means you’re still good to go, a wrigglin' robin... from the old collar stiffener or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just got kicked in the nuts.
I woke up with a boner and my cereal was jealous.
My hard-on was so big, my coffee cup tipped over.
Robin Starch is just butt cream for shirts, and I’m not sorry.