Early morning robin

basically man stuff: waking up with a boner like you just got bit by a cockroach... it’s a sign you’re still alive, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like a chicken’s butt.

being manly: you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex’s new guy... it means you’re still good to go, a wrigglin' robin... from the old collar stiffener or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just got kicked in the nuts.

man energy: you wake up with a boner like you just got a promotion and a raise... it’s a sign you’re still in the game, a squirming robin... from the old shirt spray or butt cream called 'Robin Starch'... which made shirts stand up like you just won the lottery.