Early birding
The best way to start a day of total destruction. You’re drunk at 4 AM and you promise yourself you’ll sleep at some point, but you won’t.
She was up at 4 AM drinking wine and texting her ex like it was a date.
He got drunk at 5 AM and now he’s still talking to his sister about his ex from 2012.
They drank until 6 AM and now they’re still arguing about who got the last bite of pizza.