Early birding
That one person in your vacation group who’s up at the crack of dawn and thinks they’re the most fun person ever, but they’re just loud.
He was up at 6 AM and already yelling at the hotel room like it was his enemy.
She was up at 5 AM and texting her mom like it was a normal time to be alive.
He was up before the sun and already trying to ruin everyone’s vacation.