Early 2010s kids
Early 2010s kids were the last bunch of kids who actually played outside before they all got distracted by phones and became total disasters.
I tried to play tag with my friend, but he took 200 selfies and forgot where he was.
My neighbor said he was going to play baseball, but he just sat on his Xbox all day.
I went to play soccer, but my friend said he had to answer a call from his girlfriend.