Early 2010s kids

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Early 2010s kids are the last bunch of brats who still knew how to play outside before they all became couch potatoes. They got replaced by phone zombies.
My cousin tried to play tag in the park, but he got distracted by his phone and fell into a bush.
My brother said he was going to play outside, but he was just watching TikTok in the backyard.
I tried to play basketball with my friend, but he said he had to answer a call from his girlfriend.
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Kids born between 2007 and 2009 are early 2010s kids, the last wave of kids who actually played outside before they got hooked on screens and snacks.
I went to my friend's house to play, but he was too busy eating pizza and watching YouTube.
My neighbor said he was going to play soccer, but he just sat on his Xbox all day.
I tried to play hide and seek, but my friend hid under his bed and played Fortnite instead.
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Early 2010s kids were the last group of kids to know what fun was before they all turned into snack-eating, screen-staring, lazy buttfaces.
I tried to play football with my friend, but he said he was too busy eating chips and watching TikTok.
My cousin said he was going to play outside, but he just sat on his phone and took 500 selfies.
I went to play basketball, but my friend said he had to answer a call from his mom.
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Early 2010s kids were the last bunch of kids who actually played outside before they all got distracted by phones and became total disasters.
I tried to play tag with my friend, but he took 200 selfies and forgot where he was.
My neighbor said he was going to play baseball, but he just sat on his Xbox all day.
I went to play soccer, but my friend said he had to answer a call from his girlfriend.
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Early 2010s kids were the last kids who played outside before they all became snack-eating, screen-staring, phone-zombie buttfaces.
I tried to play basketball, but my friend was too busy eating pizza and watching TikTok.
My cousin said he was going to play football, but he just sat on his Xbox and played Fortnite.
I went to play hide and seek, but my friend hid under his bed and took 100 selfies.
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Early 2010s kids were the last wave of kids who played outside before they all became lazy buttfaces and got hooked on snacks and screens.
I tried to play tag, but my friend was too busy eating chips and watching YouTube.
My neighbor said he was going to play soccer, but he just sat on his phone all day.
I went to play basketball, but my friend said he had to answer a call from his mom.
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