Earlist
A person who can take Earl’s music without going insane. If they go too far, they’re called earlistists. They all love ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks. Their friends just hate them.
I can listen to Earl’s music, but my sister listens to it so much she now wears socks with a golf ball on them.
When I heard ‘Whoa,’ I was fine, but my friend cried and now he’s an earlistist.
I wore golf wang socks to school and now I’m a earlist. My friends think I’m a dork.