Earlist

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A person who can listen to Earl’s music without losing their mind. If they go too far, they become an earlistist. They love the song ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks like it’s a religion. Their friends think they’re a waste of oxygen.

I can listen to Earl’s music once a day, but my friend listens to it 24/7 and now he talks in rhymes.

My mom bought me golf wang socks for my birthday and now I’m a full-fledged earlist.

My friend’s an earlistist and he cried when ‘Whoa’ ended. I laughed so hard I peed myself.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A weak human who can stand Earl’s music. The ones who can’t are called earlistists and they’re usually the ones who cry at ‘Whoa.’ They wear golf wang socks and their friends think they’re losers.

I can handle Earl’s music, but my cousin listens to it nonstop and now he wears socks with a golf ball on them.

When my friend heard ‘Whoa,’ he started sobbing like it was the end of the world.

I bought golf wang socks and now I’m a earlist. My friends hate me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who can take Earl’s music without going insane. If they go too far, they’re called earlistists. They all love ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks. Their friends just hate them.

I can listen to Earl’s music, but my sister listens to it so much she now wears socks with a golf ball on them.

When I heard ‘Whoa,’ I was fine, but my friend cried and now he’s an earlistist.

I wore golf wang socks to school and now I’m a earlist. My friends think I’m a dork.

by Slangipedia 14d ago