Earlist
A person who can listen to Earl’s music without losing their mind. If they go too far, they become an earlistist. They love the song ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks like it’s a religion. Their friends think they’re a waste of oxygen.
I can listen to Earl’s music once a day, but my friend listens to it 24/7 and now he talks in rhymes.
My mom bought me golf wang socks for my birthday and now I’m a full-fledged earlist.
My friend’s an earlistist and he cried when ‘Whoa’ ended. I laughed so hard I peed myself.