Earlf
A man who shoves his finger up his butt and makes other guys do the same. They’re called Squeaky Mc. Bum-lickers. They’re too ugly to look at their own penis.
My cousin’s an Earlf. He made my dog rim his own ass in front of everyone.
I got shoves up my butt from an Earlf at the park. It was worse than getting hit by a truck.
My teacher’s an Earlf. He makes us all rim our own ass during math class.