Earlf

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A guy who farts in his own pants and shoves his tongue down other guys' throats. They’re also called Squealers. They hate their own peen so much they steal it from strangers.
@Earlf just rimmed his own ass in the middle of the grocery store. I saw it.
I got my peen stolen by an Earlf during gym class. He didn’t even say sorry.
My dad’s an Earlf. He shoves his tongue down my brother’s throat every morning.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who shoves his finger up his butt and makes other guys do the same. They’re called Squeaky Mc. Bum-lickers. They’re too ugly to look at their own penis.
My cousin’s an Earlf. He made my dog rim his own ass in front of everyone.
I got shoves up my butt from an Earlf at the park. It was worse than getting hit by a truck.
My teacher’s an Earlf. He makes us all rim our own ass during math class.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dude who sticks his finger up his own butt and yells at other guys to do the same. They’re also called Squeezers. They’re too gross to look at their own willy so they steal it from others.
My neighbor’s an Earlf. He stuck his finger up his butt and yelled at my dog to do the same.
At the mall, an Earlf stole my willy and ran off like a thief.
My brother’s an Earlf. He made my mom rim her own ass in front of the whole family.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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