earlbright
An earlbright is the kind of girl who makes you want to be her best friend. But if you don’t respect her, she’ll ruin your life.
She told my mom, 'He’s a man who can’t even spell his own name.'
She said, 'You’re like a broken toaster, you don’t work, and you’re a mess.'
She posted a TikTok about me with the caption 'This man needs a life.'