earlayeheehoo - getting up before the sun even thinks about showing up. You’

getting up before the sun even thinks about showing up. You’re like a stupid kid who thinks they’re cool just because they’re awake.

I got up at 4 AM because I thought I was a superhero. I was wrong. I’m just a tired human who can’t sleep.

My mom called me at 3 AM to tell me the cat was crying. I was like, ‘I’m not even awake yet, and I’m already on this nonsense.’

I tried to earlayeheehoo today and ended up just staring at the ceiling like it owed me money.