earlayeheehoo

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getting up before the sun even thinks about showing up. You’re like a stupid kid who thinks they’re cool just because they’re awake.

I got up at 4 AM because I thought I was a superhero. I was wrong. I’m just a tired human who can’t sleep.

My mom called me at 3 AM to tell me the cat was crying. I was like, ‘I’m not even awake yet, and I’m already on this nonsense.’

I tried to earlayeheehoo today and ended up just staring at the ceiling like it owed me money.

waking up so early you’re basically a ghost haunting the house. You have no idea why you’re doing it, but you’re doing it anyway.

I woke up at 2 AM because I thought I was going to be productive. I was wrong. I just stared at my phone like it was my ex.

I tried earlayeheehoo again today and ended up eating cereal for breakfast at 3 AM. That’s not a crime. That’s a lifestyle.

I started the day at 5 AM and now I’m mad at the sun for being late.

rising before the sun is even ready. You think you’re a god, but you’re really just a confused human who can’t sleep.

I got up at 4 AM because I thought I was going to conquer the day. I was wrong. I just conquered my coffee cup.

I tried earlayeheehoo again, and my brain was like, ‘Why? Why now?’

I woke up at 3 AM and texted my friend: ‘I’m not even awake yet, and I’m already mad at the world.’

being up so early you’re like a lunatic who doesn’t know what time it is. You’re just trying to survive the day before it even starts.

I got up at 2 AM because I thought I was a ninja. I wasn’t. I was just a tired human with a lot of time on my hands.

I tried to earlayeheehoo again today, and now I’m questioning my entire life choices.

I woke up at 3 AM and started singing show tunes. My dog thinks I’m a monster.