earlayeheehoo - being up so early you’re like a lunatic who doesn’t know wha

being up so early you’re like a lunatic who doesn’t know what time it is. You’re just trying to survive the day before it even starts.

I got up at 2 AM because I thought I was a ninja. I wasn’t. I was just a tired human with a lot of time on my hands.

I tried to earlayeheehoo again today, and now I’m questioning my entire life choices.

I woke up at 3 AM and started singing show tunes. My dog thinks I’m a monster.