Earland
Earland is a tiny, three-foot-tall man who loves to play with monkey balls in a weird, awkward way and says 'scot' like it's a secret code.
He squeezed monkey testicles like they were going out of style and said 'scot' like he was a genius.
Earland is three feet tall, has a tiny willy, and says 'scot' like it's the best word in the world.
He's a weird little man who thinks monkey balls are the best thing ever and says 'scot' like it's magic.